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Post by Ace Midnight on Feb 25, 2014 18:58:15 GMT -5
Why do I feel I'm in a Taylor Swift song, all of a sudden?
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davef
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Post by davef on Feb 25, 2014 19:06:12 GMT -5
Dear Funky,
Our little afair in DC was amazing. I know I've been distant since our time together, I've just had something I really need to tell you. After DC, well, I'm late. Like MONTHS late. Turns out we made a little Funky. I've named him Nor, and he is due any day now.
Regards,
OPM
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Post by trekker on Feb 25, 2014 20:00:34 GMT -5
Dear Funky et al: My spouse and I call this the allowed list. One has existed for years in our very long marriage. Please note that those persons or entities on the allowed list become less desirable with age. The only exception seems to be Stevie Nicks. I would submit that OPM will eventually become known as the Wicked Witch of the East and will not be the lover you would want on the allowed list. Should you be anointed by said lover, best wishes to you and hopes that the black widow does not emerge. All this being said, good luck with your new love interest and I hope s/he rewards you kindly. And remember to be kind to those that appear before you. Their life has neither been as fun nor rewarding as your life has been.
Yours truly, Trekker.
PS: If this does not work out for you and Ms. Funky, may I suggest somewhere south, say Brazil where your talents will be most appreciated. A recent visit there revealed that the polar vortex does not seem to exist.
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Post by funkyodar on Feb 25, 2014 20:11:56 GMT -5
Brazil. Now there's a thought. Probably to hairy to qualify for citizenship though.
I'm thinking maybe North Korea. A socialist security administration job could be quite entertaining. Imagine the mass of claimants lining up to argue they aren't disabled and can actually work.
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Post by redryder on Feb 26, 2014 12:02:14 GMT -5
Dear Funkyodar: Loved your letter to OPM, but am probably showing my age. The song running through my mind was nothing so modern as Taylor Swift. I distinctly heard Janis Joplin begging someone to "take another piece of my heart/break another piece of my heart."
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