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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 12:16:57 GMT -5
Esteemed members of the "second cert (and) beyond" club: As my first directive of this noble group, I want to encourage you to take advantage of this lull in activity to reflect on ways you might spend your time in productive ventures. 1. Practice laughing in the face of adversity. 2. Calculate your bmi. 3. Host a real Hunger Games party in your backyard. 4. Do your current job really well. Nothing worthwhile is ever ea.....gotta go-my email just chimed. Maybe its another SSA cert... I will host the Hunger Games in my backyard..all of you in front of me on the cert (current or future) are invited... I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence.
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Post by moopigsdad on May 5, 2014 12:26:45 GMT -5
I will host the Hunger Games in my backyard..all of you in front of me on the cert (current or future) are invited... I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence. Gee-whiz Gary you ruined the second Hunger Games movie (Catching Fire) for me. I hadn't seen it yet, now you ruined the ending. Just kidding I saw it.
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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 12:34:50 GMT -5
I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence. Gee-whiz Gary you ruined the second Hunger Games movie (Catching Fire) for me. I hadn't seen it yet, now you ruined the ending. Just kidding I saw it. I know, I know. These days you can't give away the ending to Romeo and Juliet without a spoiler alert. SPOILER ALERT: They both die.
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Post by ironmanlawyer on May 5, 2014 12:36:31 GMT -5
All hail the 2nd cert, etc club! At least it is Cinco De Mayo. We can drown the pain for one day.
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Post by anotherfed on May 5, 2014 12:38:24 GMT -5
So for today (at least), we drink Situational Margaritas.
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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 12:41:31 GMT -5
So for today (at least), we drink Situational Margaritas. Unless we are in the next stage of grief which for today would be Situational Tequia.
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Post by law56 on May 5, 2014 12:42:05 GMT -5
Not scared off. I even chuckled. But neither she nor I are coming to the hunger games party!
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Post by funkyodar on May 5, 2014 12:42:16 GMT -5
I will host the Hunger Games in my backyard..all of you in front of me on the cert (current or future) are invited... I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence. Ironic. Death by Jennifer Lawrence is one of my hoped for methods of dying.
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Post by ironmanlawyer on May 5, 2014 12:42:24 GMT -5
So for today (at least), we drink Situational Margaritas. Ha! Exactly.
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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 12:44:58 GMT -5
I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence. Ironic. Death by Jennifer Lawrence is one of my hoped for methods of dying. I guess that's where we are different. Although she's quite attractive, I don't think she's to die for.
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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 12:47:27 GMT -5
I want to be the Philip Seymour Hoffman character. I've got the right build. And it would keep me from being killed by Jennifer Lawrence. Ironic. Death by Jennifer Lawrence is one of my hoped for methods of dying. If Mrs Funky reads this, are you going to have to worry about the manner of your death?
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Post by funkyodar on May 5, 2014 13:06:29 GMT -5
Ironic. Death by Jennifer Lawrence is one of my hoped for methods of dying. If Mrs Funky reads this, are you going to have to worry about the manner of your death? Perhaps....though would be more worried about the timing than the manner in that circumstance
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Post by funkyodar on May 5, 2014 13:11:58 GMT -5
If Mrs Funky reads this, are you going to have to worry about the manner of your death? Perhaps....though would be more worried about the timing than the manner in that circumstance Besides, the missus is an adventurous, open minded sort. If she learned of my fantasy, i'm sure she would be very willing to dress up as Jennifer Laawrence for me....then shoot me with a bow and arrow.
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Post by moopigsdad on May 5, 2014 13:14:50 GMT -5
Perhaps....though would be more worried about the timing than the manner in that circumstance Besides, the missus is an adventurous, open minded sort. If she learned of my fantasy, i'm sure she would be very willing to dress up as Jennifer Laawrence for me....then shoot me with a bow and arrow. Even if she doesn't dress up as Jennifer Lawrence, she is still likely to shoot you with a bow and arrow.
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Post by gary on May 5, 2014 13:15:37 GMT -5
Perhaps....though would be more worried about the timing than the manner in that circumstance Besides, the missus is an adventurous, open minded sort. If she learned of my fantasy, i'm sure she would be very willing to dress up as Jennifer Laawrence for me....then shoot me with a bow and arrow. SPOILER ALERT HUNGER GAMES 1: Or feed you poison berries.
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Post by anotherfed on May 5, 2014 13:24:11 GMT -5
So for today (at least), we drink Situational Margaritas. Unless we are in the next stage of grief which for today would be Situational Tequia. Only if there is also a Situational Worm.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 14:27:00 GMT -5
Hi! I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I just wanted to say "thank you" to everyone for all the fantastic advice and insight. You guys have been so encouraging through this process . . . the laughs have come just when I needed them most. Thanks, also, for starting this 2nd-or-later-certer club . . . it's nice to have a home. :-)
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Post by ok1956 on May 5, 2014 14:27:59 GMT -5
Hi! I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I just wanted to say "thank you" to everyone for all the fantastic advice and insight. You guys have been so encouraging through this process . . . the laughs have come just when I needed them most. Thanks, also, for starting this 2nd-or-later-certer club . . . it's nice to have a home. :-) Welcome, fingerscrossed!
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Post by mikeinthehills on May 5, 2014 14:29:58 GMT -5
It's great to see so many long time lurkers starting to join in! This place is invaluable, and the more the better. Welcome to the fun house!
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Post by moopigsdad on May 5, 2014 14:30:01 GMT -5
Welcome aboard fingercrossed. I am glad we have convinced you to join as a member with our posts.
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