Happy Birthday, Boley!!

[morgullord]

Everybody, join me in singing The Birthday Song to boley:

Oh that shark bites with his teeth yeah,
And he keeps them pearly white.
Just a jack-knife has old Mackie, Babe,
And he keeps it outta sight.

You know when that shark bites with his teeth, yeah,
Scarlet billows start to spread...

[privateatty]

There once was a wannabe Judge named Bo-leeee
A bit down on hisself--yet yearning to be free
Of all this boley-doubt--
Oh, were it in an utter rout(!)
And he could put on the robe and it fit--comfortably!

So Boley, Happy Birthday to you,
And may you have many happy and healthy returns--and get the call.