knownuthin
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Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Post by knownuthin on Feb 26, 2008 9:23:22 GMT -5
(Using my best Casey Kasem impersonation) And now I'd like to play a long distance dedication to a woman who has been an inspiration and source of humor, love, and discipline to many across this great nation and TEXAS too. Along with this dedication, I'm tossing in some eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog (sorry Wilddog). So here's a song just for you, JH.
"Witchy Woman"
Raven hair and ruby lips sparks fly from her finger tips Echoed voices in the night she's a restless spirit on an endless flight wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye She held me spellbound in the night dancing shadows and firelight crazy laughter in another room and she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye Well I know you want a lover, let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping in the Devil's bed. And there's some rumors going round someone's underground she can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turns red woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
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Post by judicature on Feb 26, 2008 9:37:44 GMT -5
"with a silver sthingy"
Methinks that is not what you typed! (At least I hope not ;D) Proboards has some software that likes to substitute nonsense words for words it deems offensive
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Post by judicature on Feb 26, 2008 10:12:53 GMT -5
I have noticed that the use of asterisks for key letters in the offending word seems to get around the problem.
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Post by morgullord on Feb 26, 2008 10:23:24 GMT -5
spoon is offensive? Man, I am out of touch with things.
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Post by secondchance on Feb 27, 2008 11:01:42 GMT -5
omigosh, do you realize we have reduced ourselves to singing to each other VIA THE INTERNET! We are clearly not a well bunch...
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knownuthin
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Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Post by knownuthin on Feb 27, 2008 11:15:00 GMT -5
Well if someone would induce labor, we could birth this baby and get on with life. It's been more than 9 months, and we're human (except maybe Wilddog), not elephants.
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knownuthin
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Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Post by knownuthin on Feb 27, 2008 11:22:41 GMT -5
Cuz, "I don't know nothing about birthin babies."
Prissy (Butterfly McQueen) from Gone With The Wind
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Post by advancedage on Feb 27, 2008 20:45:25 GMT -5
For those of you receiving the spate of offers, all in good fun here, click on The Judge Song, substitute "federal ALJ" for "federal district judge" and sing along: homepage.mac.com/halmartin1/iblog/C1752818205/E1630519010/index.htmlAnd don't forget, the reason for this song is that there is a huge grain of truth underlying it. Don't become part of that grain.
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Post by Propmaster on Feb 27, 2008 21:04:17 GMT -5
For those of you receiving the spate of offers, all in good fun here, click on The Judge Song, substitute "federal ALJ" for "federal district judge" and sing along: homepage.mac.com/halmartin1/iblog/C1752818205/E1630519010/index.htmlAnd don't forget, the reason for this song is that there is a huge grain of truth underlying it. Don't become part of that grain. Oh my gosh, that's CLASSIC. Every lawyer I know will love that song. I think I'll play that in my office at ODAR...
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Post by aljhunter on Feb 29, 2008 10:29:09 GMT -5
Que Sera, Sera
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calalj
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Who shall know when the masts and sails of rescue may emerge from the fog? -Justice Benjamin Cardozo
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Post by calalj on Feb 29, 2008 11:24:24 GMT -5
Well if someone would induce labor, we could birth this baby and get on with life. It's been more than 9 months, and we're human (except maybe Wilddog), not elephants. If you count 40 weeks as the average gestation period, it is actually 10 months. (sometimes longer) We started this in May, so we are right on track. Okay, here is an obscure song from the play 1776- "Is anybody there" sung by John Adams Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I see? They want to me to quit; they say John, give up the fight Still to England I say Good night, forever, good night! For I have crossed the Rubicon Let the bridge be burned behind me Come what may, come what may Commitment! The croakers all say we'll rue the day There'll be **** to pay in fiery purgatory Through all the gloom, through all the gloom I see the rays of ravishing light and glory! Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I see? I see fireworks! I see the pagaent and Pomp and parade I hear the bells ringing out I hear the cannons roar I see Americans - all Americans Free forever more How quiet, how quiet the chamber is How silent, how silent the chamber is Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I see?
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